A montage shows three children sitting down. The last one grins and holds up a book called "SIMPLY SILLY ANIMAL JOKES."
Two children sit on a couch. The girl on the right reads aloud from the joke book. Blue subtitles appear on a white bar underneath her.
ON SCREEN TEXT: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
GIRL: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
The text changes as the boy on the left responds.
ON SCREEN TEXT: What?
BOY: What?
ON SCREEN TEXT: A mice-cream cone.
GIRL: A mice-cream cone.
Both children laugh. Now, two children appear in a split screen. The girl on the left speaks as subtitles display at the bottom.
ON SCREEN TEXT: Why did the sheep cross the road?
GIRL: Why did the sheep cross the road?
ON SCREEN TEXT: To get a haircut at the baa-baa shop.
GIRL: To get a haircut at the baa-baa shop.
A girl sits on a couch and tells a joke to a woman offscreen.
ON SCREEN TEXT: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
GIRL: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
ON SCREEN TEXT: What does it mean?
WOMAN: What does it mean?
ON SCREEN TEXT: It means he's walking in his socks.
GIRL: It means he's walking in his socks. [laughs]
A boy reads a joke while sitting in a chair.
ON SCREEN TEXT: What kind of animals can open a door?
BOY: What kind of animals can open a door?
ON SCREEN TEXT: A monKEY,
a turkEY
and a donKEY.
BOY: A monKEY, a turkEY and a donKEY.
Two children giggle on a couch.
A girl recites a joke from the book.
ON SCREEN TEXT: What is a seal's favorite subject in school?
GIRL: What is a seal's favorite subject in school?
ON SCREEN TEXT: Art! Art! Art!
GIRL: Art! Art! Art!
A boy recites a joke, and the screen splits to show another boy laughing on the right.
ON SCREEN TEXT: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
BOY: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
ON SCREEN TEXT: You take its credit card away.
BOY: You take its credit card away.
The girl who read the seal joke displays the book in her hand.
GIRL: I think someone should buy this book because I think it's very funny, and it makes people enjoy their day.
A boy also displays the book on a couch.
BOY: If you buy this book, it'll help kids laugh.
A boy sits in a chair and points to the book.
BOY: This book helps kids.
A boy reads a joke aloud from a stuffed chair.
ON SCREEN TEXT: Why did the cow cross the road?
BOY: Why did the cow cross the road?
ON SCREEN TEXT: To get to the moo-sic.
BOY: To get to the moo-sic.
A boy displays pages from the book as the camera zooms in. The scene fades to white as purple text appears on screen with a purple-and-yellow butterfly logo.
ON SCREEN TEXT: United
Healthcare
Children's Foundation®
The scene fades to black.